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Friday, 24 April 2015

Guys tell me how long can an average man stay without sex:said linda on a post.

You know you guys loves sex way more than the ladies (abi?) lol. But what do you think is the most the average young man can go without sex? Remove masturbating, because you know if you masturbate, you can go for a year without sex. So, how long before you start calling for hook-ups?
A. 1 week to 1 month
B. 1 month to 3 months.
C. 3months to 6 months
D. A year?
need your comments 

student robbed last night at the chs auditorium

Evil: twin complete with bone, hair and teeth found inside woman's brain


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26 year old Yamini Karanam, was having brain surgery for a suspected tumour when she discovered her "evil twin sister"

GEJ is a good man, Sues Senate and House of Reps over constitution Amendment

 
President Jonathan is a good man. He's just a month away from leaving as president of Nigeria and he could have signed this constitutional amendment bill that doesn't particularly concern him anymore but he refused to. For those who don't know what's going on, let me break it down to the best of my ability. Lol. So, the Nigerian Senate is trying to amend the 1999 constitution to the effect that it will whittle down some executive powers of the President and give more power to the legislature and judiciary.

If amended, it means there are some decisions and actions the president can't take without the consent of the National Assemly and there will be decisions the National Assembly can take without the consent of the president. Like I said, GEJ could sign this and walk away but instead he refused to sign it. He wrote a 7-page letter to the Senate explaining why he declined to sign the document into law.
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"In view of the foregoing and absence of credible evidence that the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (Fourth Alteration) Act 2015 satisfied the strict requirements of Section 9(3) of the 1999 Constitution, it will be unconstitutional for me to assent to it. I therefore withhold my assent and accordingly remit Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (Fourth Alteration) Act 2015 to the Senate /House of Representatives of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.”
But now, the National Assembly is saying that after 30 days, if the president doesn't sign the doc, they will override his veto. Meaning that they will give themselves the power to amend the constitution without the president's signature. Now the federal government has instituted a suit at the Supreme Court to nullify the proposed amendments to the 1999 Constitution.

a lady told me to post this: to get your comment, can i ask my boyfriend when he will propose to me because its taking too long

 
My boyfriend and I have been going out since we got into University, that is like 7 years ago. We are both done with school and he has gotten a good job and lives alone now while I am still in the process of getting a job. We get along well but he has just refused to pop the question so we can get married and move on with our lives. I know he loves and respects me but this his delay in getting married to me is beginning to bother me. I have been asking myself if he is thinking of dumping me but his care and affection says otherwise. Should I pick up courage in asking him why he hasn't or I shouldn't border?
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photo: a bayelsan icon funeral: Oronto Douglas to be buried in Bayelsa on the 2nd of may


Funeral rites for late Oronto Douglas, former Adviser to the President on Research, Documentation and Strategy, who died at the State House Clinic, Abuja on Thursday, April 9 has been released by the family.



His burial will happen on Saturday, May 2 at the St Mark’s Anglican
Church Premises, Okoroba, Nembe LGA of Bayelsa State at 2.30pm.



The burial will be preceded at 9.00am by a Valedictory Session by the
Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) at the Chief Judges’ Court, Yenagoa,
Bayelsa State. The Funeral Service follows at the Gabriel Okara Cultural
Centre, Yenagoa at 10.30am.


The programme starts with An Evening of Tributes by the Creatives Industry at Eko Hotel & Suites, VI, Lagos on Tuesday, April 28, 2015. 6pm. The burial programme ends on Sunday, May 3, 2015, with a Thanksgiving/Outing Service at St Mark’s Anglican Church, Okoroba, Nembe L.G.A, Bayelsa State..

Thursday, 23 April 2015

photo: see what abia state residents woke up to see yesterday morning


Abia state residents woke up to find this coffin at a particular junction. The coffin had an inscription warning them not to go against a particular group's interest in the governorship re-run election to be conducted on Saturday April 25th or risk losing their lives. Lol. See another photo after the cut.

10 myth about Introverts



Do you know that most of us are introvert but we can't even notice that,
Read. Below to see

Myth #1 Introverts dont like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just dont talk unless they have
something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert
talking about something they are interested in, and they
wont shut up for days.

Myth #2 Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts
are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need is a
reason to interact. They dont interact for the sake of
interacting. If you want to talk to an Introvert, just start
talking. Dont worry about being polite.

Myth #3 Introverts are rude.
Introverts often dont see a reason for beating around the
bush with social pleasantries. They want everyone to just be
real and honest. Unfortunately, this is not acceptable in
most settings, so Introverts can feel a lot of pressure to fit in,
which they find exhausting.

Myth #4 Introverts dont like people.
On the contrary, Introverts intensely value the few friends
they have. They can count their close friends on one hand. If
you are lucky enough for an introvert to consider you a
friend, you probably have a loyal ally for life. Once you have
earned their respect as being a person of substance, youre
in.

Face of NDU aka FON-cypher2015


 
The biggest on-campus event in Nigeria, Face Of NDU (Face Of Niger
Delta University) which was first held last year, May 6th 2014 is still
fresh in our memories.
As the campaign for the next Face Of NDU event commences, the
organizers Bloom Entertainment presents the Face Of NDU Cypher
2015. After careful selection, a total of 8 talented rappers where
selected for #FONCypher2015, Gudkush, Mainzey Switch, Zephyr, Mr
Hood, Mr Money, Infallible, Nexus P & El Vidal.
Hosted by DJ Papichulo
Give it a spin and comment below...
Click to download on the link below

photo: student shot on the throat



This is more than a miracle, I have head of miracles but have not seen but now I have seen and I believe in miracles. 

Unknown gun men shot at him on the throat last week thursday been the 16th of April he happen to be the faculty president of engineering. Niger delta University. The story on how it happened and what lead to the gun shot was never disclosed, but he seems Ok right now.

What's. Your comment on this?

Monday, 20 April 2015

10 reasons why cheating in an exam hall is bad





I understand that the temptation to cheat is great, and that
students can sometimes be overwhelmed with their work load,
but cheating is never OK

Cheating is extremely unfair towards the other students in
the cohort who have put in hours of study and research into
an examination.

The purpose of grades is to evaluate and report what a student knows
 Cheating circumvents this process,
Which is unfair to the students, to the teachers, and to whatever
college or job the cheater applies to in the future.

here are ten reasons why you should stop
cheating on tests,Exams and in other areas in your life.

Friday, 17 April 2015

Niger Delta University 4th Convocation Ceremony

NDU_convocation

The Niger Delta University Wilberforce island, Bayelsa state  has schedule to host their 4th convocation ceremony
 Vice Chancellor of the  Niger Delta University Prof.Humphrey Ogori on behalf of Senate, Management and the entire University community invites the Public, Parents, Guardians and in particular Graduands to the 4th Convocation Ceremonies of the Institution which have been scheduled as follows:

1. Commencement of convocation Gowns

 Monday,13th April, 2015: commencement of collection of Academic Gowns.
     
2. Convocation Thanksgiving Service

 Sunday, 19th April 2015; interdenominational church service:
  venue: lecture theartre, main campus at 9:00 a.m

3.convocation Press Briefing by the vice-Chancellor

  Monday, 20th April, 2015: convocation Press Briefing by the vice-Chancellor at 12:00 noon


4.convocation lecture


 Friday, 24th April, 2015:
    i. convocation lecture
    ii. Topic: Instability in the oil Market, challenges and Opportunities by
           Mrs. Diezani Alison Madueke,  Minister of Petroleum Resources

venue: handball pitch, main campus 
Time: 5:00pm

5. commissioning of projects


 Saturday,25th April 2015:


    a. commissioning of Projects by His excellency, hon. Henry Seriake Dickson  9am-11am

    b. conferment of degrees                                                                                          11.00am 

THE SCIENTIFIC REASON WHY WE BITE OUR NAILS

Did you know that the length of your fingers- your ring fingers in particular can reveal insight into your personality



Did you know that the length of your fingers - your ring finger in particular - can reveal insights into your personality?

We're not sure about you, but for little survey done reveals that;

Check out the image and then check out your  finger.



Do your fingers match the characteristics for A, B or C?



A)

They say that people in which the ring finger is longer than the index finger are very beautiful in appearance. They radiate with charm that others find irresistible. In addition, they are more aggressive and decisive and it is no problem for them to take a risk. The profession they usually have is: soldier, engineer, chess player and they are also successful in solving crosswords. Scientists have discovered that people with longer ring fingers earn more than people with shorter ring fingers.

B)

People with shorter ring fingers than the index fingers have a great deal of self-confidence. They can be rather full of themselves and arrogant. They enjoy solitude and do not like to be disturbed in their free time. They are not the type of people who will take the first step when it comes to relationships, but they always accept and appreciate the attention they receive.

C)

Persons in which the length of the ring finger and index finger are the same are peace loving, and feel uncomfortable when they find themselves in a conflict. They are well organized and try to get along with everybody. They are characterized by the fact that they tend to be faithful in a relationship, full of tenderness and caring toward their partners.

Thursday, 16 April 2015

Happy birthday to a fresh metabolite

hbd Christy
Today we are celebrating our own sis, friend,course mate, a fresh metabolite in hundred (100) level, 'birth's day" 
she is the assistant course rep. her name is, Miss. Christabel, she is plus one(1) today,
hurray!!! we wish you all the best,
and a happy years ahead.


for those who would like to celebrate with her, the venue is chap lite close to D-bar,
time: 7:50pm  Facebook, twitter,


Bcm Health tips

As a biochemist remember this!
Your body is approximately 75% water your muscles are 70% water. It stands to reason that water is very vital, necessary part of every day living. Yet so many people I talk to do not drink enough water. They wonder why they perform below their maximum potential.water is vital,cheap,and abundant, it is the most important element in the body. It is used for nutrient transport, and flushing toxins from the body. It helps regulate body temperature and affects the utilization of all water-soluble vitamins in the body. It cushions joints, which may prevent injuries to say it is critical important is an extreme understatement.try to drink at least a gallon of pure, clean water a day. Keep a bottle with you at all time. You have no excuse for not getting enough water. It is everywhere.

Wednesday, 15 April 2015

NDU-TALENT HUNT SEASON TWO AND MENTAL EMPOWERMENT


The NDU talent hunt season two(2) is proudly brought to you by HOT360.ENT.In collaboration with MC TEGA.ENT. And CLASSIC.ENT.This is how it will go (30 applicants 11 finalist) Who gets the prize?Gate fee:#400Vip:#1000Table of seven(7)-#5000 Host: Mc.Jwuju Mc.Plexom

 Guest host: SilverVick Music artist: Eriga(worri)Gud kush,Nathan,Slimkelz,Rap.DComedy performance: Mc.Yanga pikin,Mc.Aproko,Mc. Tega, Mc.Virgin prince Dance: G-south dance crew, G.7
There is a popular saying that all work no play makes you a dull person, so ease you stress go out enjoy yourself laugh and dance.
 NDU rap king YOUNG TEEZ also contesting
he is a proud biochemist, BCM go share him up.                                                www.facebook.com

NDU_ First ever SCRATCH LIVE SHOW on campus


  He started last 3 years and today he is the best Dj in NDU (niger delta university) which he won Last year..he has also won several awards, He is a biochemist (metabolite) DJ perewizzy
He. Said he is coming up with a show tagged First ever,  SCRATCH live Show
He is the host of the event..
Been presented by P.E media
Its been sponsored by Airtel, Bamboo scot night club, Hot360 media, Rakeone media.
Guest Dj:
Dj. Humanity
Dj. Neptune
Dj. P.luv
 And also featuring the first ever female Dj on campus
Dj. Thalez
   Forms are on sales
Contact:07001586746

                Coming soon

(only in NDU) a girl was mercilessly tied and beat up by her roomies


This is what happened in "girls HOSTEL 'F"  in Niger Delta University.
A girl from WING  A" of HOSTEL F' was beat up
At about lam this morning 14 April 2015  , a year one girl was beat up by her room mates.
 The girl was said to be disrespectful to her roommates. But dear readers that is not a criterion to beat someone up.
For the past few weeks the girl had been locked out a few times.........due to their threats the girl does compulsory "TDB"(reading till day break) she sometimes sleeps in 'WING b" of HOSTEL F". On this Tuesday they decided to execute their plan.
This was how they beat her up
She was tied up, this girl who was beat up is smallish..............
she was tied up...
they beat her with a cloth hanger.....
they loosed her hair she just fixed...
They cut her Sim card so she won't try to call her parents .....
They used her head to hit the room bunk!
They put her head in the trash can,
There were serious WOUNDS on her back...
They even tied her mouth so she won't scream...

This is the worst of them all
THEY INJECTED HER WITH TRAMADOL so that she would be too weak to shout,scream or make a sound...
 Roommates from nearby rooms  knocked on the door but no one opened.....
They beat her according to her age .....stories from girls in the hostel were carried that she was asked her age and beat in like manner.
People said she is 22..some said 24
After I saw victim this morning and heard this story I cried .....even the bible says the heart of man is desperately wicked.
The victim was even guided to ease herself and the beating continued after that.....
There was a girl in the room who was crying ....she wanted to report to the hostel rep. But she was also threats
We were looking for a Porter to report the incident to but he wasn't around.
We went to the Vice chancellors to report cause his house was close to the hostel but security didn't let us through.

This morning at about 7;30 the hostel was so roudy ..girls everywhere were deliberating on the matter....
They almost beat up the  roommates of the victim if not for the intervention of the hostel rep.
When a security man rushed down to the scene to take the accused to the security office, girls followed from behind and were insulting the  accused...
The rest girls who joined in beating the victim ran away with help from a very troublesome executive in the hostel.
A brave girl used a hanger to whip the accused on her face so that she would feel a little of what she did to the victim.....

From the scene (room 18 ) of hostel F' ,,,
Blood stains were found under the bed.
An injection was found
The hanger and belt use on the victim were found.

The associate dean came and addressed the student of the hostel at about 9;00 am this morning ...
The matter is now on  the school security"s desk...a


From an HOSTEL F resident.

Tuesday, 14 April 2015

The biggest event on campus FON-Face OF Niger delta university






The search for the new face of NDU (the inventory) is on.....
the biggest on campus event ever.
you stand a chance to Win
1. one year NDU scholarship
2. Wardrobe allowance
3.One year modelling contract
4. direct entry to Mr. tourism Nigeria(male)/the Nigerian Princess(female)
Plus lots more consolation prices to be won
you cant afford to miss this do you?
now grab the opportunity now!!!! the forms are out
and sold for #3,000
To get your form contact this numbers
call:08139639863;08089661141;08160738856
for BCM that are interested call your DOS on this number:08103588056